Shaq-n-Lebron, aka Barnum-n-BaileyShareThis
Shaquille O’Neal to the Cleveland goddamn Cavaliers, sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Their season ticket holders literally have the best ticket in sports – those are two crazy good entertainers playin’ for Cleveland. Last year, the Cavs showed us what team chemistry was about, coordinating routines that probably took as long as the day of practice to develop.
This year, they acquired the single best quotesmith since Yogi Berra to compliment them. I could care less if they win – I just want to watch.
Currently suffering through So You Think This Isn’t The Worst Show On Television (I think that’s what it’s called) with my girlfriend, mostly because she gradumates tomorrow, so she can do whatever she wants today. Possible having my first pedicure (no homo) later today with Bri… Bauer Bumps, alien toes and all. Some poor lady has no idea whats about to walk through her door.