The Quest For The (VT) CupShareThis
Okay, fine, so I’m the worst “guy who should be writing interesting quips for you to read” out there right now. It’s been crazy around here. Here’s what I’ve learned:
Cliff Ronning is a serious, interesting fellow when sober. Not sober, he can work a room like some hilariously cheesy lounge singer, and it’s priceless.
Dave Semenko is actually Rodney Dangerfield.
Clark Gillies and Dave Semenko make better hosts than defensive partners.
Dale Hawerchuk and Cliff Ronning are better than you at hockey.
Check our website for the list of the rest of the NHL mutts we’ve imported to entertain our guests. These guys could make a living at being funny.
I’m seriously so sorry I haven’t been keeping my readers involved in this. But fear not – those who have subscribed have an extra little suprise coming to your inbox.
‘Tis the morning before the battle for the second VT Cup, and I intend to get my name engraved on our cup for the first time (weird, I turned down a trade proposal that would move Dale Hawerchuk from my team). I’ll letcha know how that turns out.
Steve Shutt is my winger – he managed to pot four yesterday, so needless to say, he can still play. Plus, he’s got some experience at winning Cups (five). Tip for our opponents: he tends to keep on two-on-ones.