The Favre No-No and a Cyber HoboShareThis
It’s been a looonnnnggg time since I’ve cleaned out the ‘ol thought locker. Fortunately, I’ve been too busy to fill it with much. Hold on tight while I unleash some unparalleled genius (aka unfiltered gobbledygook)
Starting recently and moving backwards, I deserve one more rant at the Favre dog and pony show he’s running:
Doesn’t signing with the Vikes officially prove we need police tape around this guys crime scene of a brain? It highlights the sad fact that he clearly never understood the importance (and general seriousness) of the Green Bay/Minnesota rivalry to the fans.
Doesn’t it sort of illustrate that he’s simply been some turbo gifted athlete that was totally spaced on what it all meant to people? Like everytime those two teams played, he wasn’t sure why the fans were in such a frenzy, but instead of bothering to figure out why, he just enjoyed it?
It’s like he has no idea what he’s doing to his legacy. He literally has to win a Superbowl this year to be remotely validated. They would have built golden statues of this guy all over Wisconsin - he could have been the Governor! (Him and Al Franken could rule the north as an unstoppable duo).
He was absolutely my favourite player for years. What. Is this. Guy. Doing?
Why aren’t there any funny Republicans?
And I mean, “haha” funny, not “this milk smells funny”, like the way Glenn Beck is. That guy’s so crazy Gary Busey watches his program and thinks “…Wow. That guy’s crazy”.
I’m not trying to start any political warfare here, I’m just thinking – every political comedian I can think of leans heavily left. Why is it impossible to be pro-life and pro-laughs?
After three days of living in Arizona and budgeting for reality, I’ve acquired a broken microwave and chipped tooth. Thank you unforseen expenses for the kick in the reality button.
Now that I’m done with hockey, I’m getting the tooth permanently fixed (re-breaking it on a yearly basis would have been pricey, so I waited to get it done right). What does a crown for a tooth cost, you ask? $1,100.00, I answer. I think it’d be cheaper to get one for my head.
Which leads me to my idea (copywritten August 2009).
I wanna become a cyber hobo.
I want a picture of me as a hobo, holding a blank sign, and I’ll change the message daily. I’ve got a hundred good hobo sign ideas, and I figure I can beg for e-change somehow. I’ll be like the Naked Cowboy of New York, only not naked. Or a cowboy. Or in New York. But you get the drift.
Will blog for food.
Oh, and for those of you who’re super interested in what the drive from Kelowna to Phoenix looks like, I’ve put a little picture blog at the end of “Over The Hills and Through The Woods”. Enjoy. I believe at one point I have two straws in my nose, a yard of margarita, and I’ve befriended a huge M&M.